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Most Primitive: 70th Most Ignorant Citizens: 101st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 121st
The Oppressed Peoples of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
We Will Endure
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Tyrae

Population2.706 billion

LeaderEternal King
FaithMother Earth Cult

Currencyrupee
Animaldove

The Oppressed Peoples of Tyrae is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Eternal King with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, state-planned economy, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.706 billion Tyraeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Education are ignored. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Tyraean economy, worth 496 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 183,426 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, religious classes are compulsory for all school students, and oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Tyrae's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Mother Earth Cult.

Tyrae is ranked 151,362nd in the world and 5,309th in The East Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 12.92 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Primitive: 70thMost Ignorant Citizens: 101stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 121stMost Devout: 294thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 487thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 966thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,219thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,286thLargest Black Market: 1,386thBest Weather: 1,455thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,073rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,201stNudest: 2,919thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,702ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,224thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,237thMost Influential: 5,414thMost Authoritarian: 5,519thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,199thHighest Average Incomes: 7,314thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,678thTop
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Most Conservative: 8,696thLargest Governments: 9,494thMost Extreme: 13,279thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,889thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,134th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 27th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 40th in the regionBest Weather: 41st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 43rd in the regionTop
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Nudest: 61st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 88th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 120th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 147th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 150th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 159th in the regionLargest Governments: 222nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 246th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 314th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 346th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 373rd in the regionMost Influential: 402nd in the regionMost Conservative: 434th in the regionMost Extreme: 436th in the regionFattest Citizens: 437th in the regionMost Stationary: 449th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 491st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 527th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tyrae, oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyrae, religious classes are compulsory for all school students.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyrae, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyrae, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyrae, entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyrae, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyrae, the national shouting contest has become an important part of the electoral process.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyrae, concussed doveball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyrae, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyrae, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.

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