The Principality of Tyrassueb is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prince Alexander with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.26 billion Tyrassuebians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyrassueb City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tyrassuebian economy, worth a remarkable 3,999 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 197,385 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Tyrassueb City" t-shirts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyrassueb's national animal is the Fennec Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Tyrassueb is ranked 159,231^st in the world and 7,342^nd in The North Pacific for Most Average, scoring 28.13 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.