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Highest Food Quality: 1stMost Inclusive: 1stSmartest Citizens: 1st
The Just of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
For Mercy and Justice
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
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Tzo

Population38.184 billion

CapitalSerenity
LeaderCitizen

CurrencyUnit
AnimalAlbatros

The Just of Tzo is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Citizen with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 38.184 billion Tzoans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serenity. The income tax rate is 100%.

The gigantic but underdeveloped Tzoan economy, worth an astonishing 10,662 trillion Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 279,239 Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, and politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tzo's national animal is the Albatros, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tzo is ranked 258,197th in the world and 1,530th in 10000 Islands for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -115.12 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Highest Food Quality: 1stMost Inclusive: 1stSmartest Citizens: 1stMost Cultured: 1stSafest: 2ndLargest Governments: 2ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2ndNicest Citizens: 2ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rdMost Pacifist: 3rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rdHealthiest Citizens: 7thLowest Crime Rates: 9thLongest Average Lifespans: 10thBest Weather: 11thMost Rebellious Youth: 12thMost Influential: 14thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24thMost Advanced Public Education: 25thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 45thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 48thLargest Welfare Programs: 53rdMost Secular: 82ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 146thHighest Economic Output: 543rdLargest Populations: 1,050thMost Stationary: 1,102ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,124thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,329thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,382ndTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,839thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,466thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,754thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,785thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,850thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,307thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,304th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 30th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 57th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 97th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 115th in the regionNudest: 129th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tzo, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzo, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzo, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzo, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : Tzo endorsed The Most Serene Republic of Miea Cyea.
  • : Tzo was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Miea Cyea.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzo, hungry families offer spare change to their social workers.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzo, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzo, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzo, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Citizen is a silly poophead.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 149 » The Soylent Green Party, Slaytania, Matterland, Coreras, Blogotopia, Creeptopia, Chip Skylark, Zeganas, Colonel Terrosit, Seantonia, Perzische Keizer, Better Indonesia, Karlstejn, North Southumberland, Lacuna, Anollasia, Kyrizstanislav, Iontan, Dustwind, The Parandeam, Killettland, Ironica Butterfly, Maalemzya, Wysrod, Dovant, Karlando, Vivolkha, Free Land of Rebellium, Ferte, Yakkandiania, Evertopia, Vill Send, Airday, Solarampa, Johnne Green, City of Saint Nicolas, The Republic of Osea, Namakan, Kachikawawa, Solsevara, Liberdon, Novegia, Republic of Libriano, Medetas, Seranis, Zeklandia, Membatak, Testa, Samonaemia, Katitania, and 99 others.Ilfarasia, The Unidet Of Life, Maconshinbernititte, Holma, Conservative Republic Of Huang, VuVuVaz, Geolapo, Selu-Ahare, Krystalveil, Gal Cradia, JanRaiQlux, Mauryana, Tausend Seen, Greater Theowherveld, Venmere, Grimmywelsh, Violent Trees, Faradova, Chromatomia, Cathamye, Aquachromia, Xanthorrhoea, Alski, Luzfria, Herfenzir, Austral Imperium, Macrasetia, The Democratic State Of Josora, Girls Who Say Bruh, Demeters Children, Empire Of Shield, Coldian, Nolgonia, Vicim, Ear Exploder 9000, New Aierlund, Nami Bays, The Roman Conquerors, Immortal Anfield, The Republic of Western Sol, The Galactic American Imperium, Hashari Darussalam, Western New Yakern, Malayn, Fractethyst, Haivon, Reformed Imperis, Kaprein, The United Penguin Commonwealth, Geonomia, Second Peenadian, Puffandria, Federal republic of wakanda, Bavhia, Righteous Freedoms For the People, Markanite, Counties of Cracow, Phello, Attoree, Triltekia, The Divine Elephant, DetroitSmash, New Gothonia, Jaegerpondonia, Caribbia, Rog Mily, Armstrong-Whitworth, Taraky, Saint Nations, Striagro Uspil, Strigberg, Thexaelen, Libeenes, Arnefol, Rotzka, Havesia, Messa Skyland, United Atle Lamton, Dolorado, Malevos, Vayshnoriya Islands, Caitistana, Lisokyo, Entente da madeira, Archipel Kerguelen, Clialaad, Bondgalm, United Kolance, Verbool, Selinoz, Syedians, Pineapple Territory, Pickens Nation, New Usher, Navarimill, CaucasianAlbania, Smantrobiais, Dancing Monke, and Miea Cyea.

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