The Republic of Tzuyustan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Chou Tzuyu with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 9.14 billion Tzuyustanis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tainan City. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Tzuyustani economy, worth a remarkable 2,433 trillion Oncecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 266,284 Oncecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, the Tzuyustani Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, the government is reining in public spending, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tzuyustan's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Tzuyustan is ranked 3,775^th in the world and 211^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 123.74 law-abiding acts per hour.