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Most Influential: 17,455thLeast Corrupt Governments: 18,110thMost Stationary: 22,444th
The Office of
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UDS Dispatch Office

Population12.469 billion

CapitalFederal City


The Office of UDS Dispatch Office is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 12.469 billion UDS Dispatch Officeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal City. The average income tax rate is 31.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped UDS Dispatch Officean economy, worth 284 trillion Informations a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 22,818 Informations, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and UDS Dispatch Office has designated Federal City as its capital city. Crime is almost non-existent. UDS Dispatch Office's national animal is the Bureaucrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

UDS Dispatch Office is ranked 49,748th in the world and 68th in The Union of Democratic States for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,601.05 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 17,455thLeast Corrupt Governments: 18,110thMost Stationary: 22,444thHighest Drug Use: 26,072ndLargest Populations: 27,056th
Highest Drug Use: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 22nd in the regionNudest: 29th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 34th in the region

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