The Republic of Ueltini Papalotl is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lexa Serr with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.68 billion Uelt-papalotlians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uelthl Papl. The average income tax rate is 50.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Uelt-papalotlian economy, worth 133 trillion pesos a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,762 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, and fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ueltini Papalotl's national animal is the butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ueltini Papalotl is ranked 155,044^th in the world and 9,114^th in Lazarus for Most Patriotic, with 12.62 flags saluted per person per day.