The Absolute Monarchy of UGD is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Jayla I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.14 billion Ulitimen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Ulitmen Cidel. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient UGDian economy, worth 587 trillion UDBS a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,838 UDBS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, what goes down must come up, atheists on vacation find Roman Catholicism's scriptures make useful doorstops, and the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UGD's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

UGD is ranked 32,546^th in the world and 13^th in Imperial World Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.25 law-abiding acts per hour.