The Constitutional Monarchy of Ultra Grandia Sebastia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Torumichi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.191 billion Grand Ultrasebs love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Sebastopol. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ultra Grandia Sebastian economy, worth a remarkable 2,409 trillion acorns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,618 acorns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, and intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ultra Grandia Sebastia's national animal is the matervulpus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a mix of Loeki Rastafarism and Rukianism.

Ultra Grandia Sebastia is ranked 3,140^th in the world and 5^th in Scandinavia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,788.92 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.