Population | 4.581 billion |
Currency | Yen |
Animal | Wolf |
The Colony of Ump268 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.581 billion Ump268ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Ump268ian economy, worth 960 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 209,682 Yen, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.
The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee, and Ump268 is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ump268's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Ump268 is ranked 111,087th in the world and 1,544th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 355.71364734312 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ump268, Ump268 is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
- : Following new legislation in Ump268, aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee.
- : Following new legislation in Ump268, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals.
- : Following new legislation in Ump268, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
- : Following new legislation in Ump268, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences".
- : Following new legislation in Ump268, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
- : Following new legislation in Ump268, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
- : Following new legislation in Ump268, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
- : Following new legislation in Ump268, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
- : Following new legislation in Ump268, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances.