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Most Armed: 3,699thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,964thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,356th
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Ump268

Population4.581 billion

CurrencyYen
AnimalWolf

The Colony of Ump268 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.581 billion Ump268ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ump268ian economy, worth 960 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 209,682 Yen, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee, and Ump268 is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ump268's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ump268 is ranked 111,087th in the world and 1,544th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 355.71364734312 days.

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Most Armed: 3,699thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,964thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,356thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,622ndMost Secular: 5,653rdMost Patriotic: 5,877thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,901stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,057thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,107thLargest Black Market: 6,846thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,509thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,164thHighest Average Incomes: 8,832ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,545thMost Efficient Economies: 9,750thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,822ndBest Weather: 11,260thLargest Governments: 12,440thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,267thTop
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Most Developed: 17,318thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,455thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,612thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,291stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,284thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,501stMost Advanced Public Education: 20,778thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,898thMost Conservative: 22,313thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,125thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,479thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,971stMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,196thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28,945th
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Most Armed: 286th in the regionMost Secular: 298th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 300th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 331st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 378th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 410th in the regionMost Patriotic: 438th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 445th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 461st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 482nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 494th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 587th in the regionLargest Black Market: 609th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 615th in the regionBest Weather: 675th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 694th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 703rd in the regionLargest Governments: 771st in the regionMost Conservative: 871st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 923rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 983rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ump268, Ump268 is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump268, aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump268, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump268, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Following new legislation in Ump268, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences".
  • : Following new legislation in Ump268, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump268, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump268, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump268, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump268, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances.

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