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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,502ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,421stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,269th
The Dictatorship of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
The best lack all conviction
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Ump412

Population4.569 billion

CurrencyPlatinum
AnimalScorpion

The Dictatorship of Ump412 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.569 billion Ump412ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 47.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ump412ian economy, worth 747 trillion Platinums a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 163,518 Platinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels, and the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ump412's national animal is the Scorpion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ump412 is ranked 111,245th in the world and 1,449th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 355.6983487418 days.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,502ndTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,421stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,269thMost Avoided: 6,691stMost Patriotic: 7,952ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,872ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,007thLargest Black Market: 9,234thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,411thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,453rdMost Corrupt Governments: 10,716thNudest: 12,778thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,726thLargest Mining Sector: 15,755thHighest Average Incomes: 17,785thMost Devout: 21,553rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,339thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,207thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,450thMost Efficient Economies: 27,461stBest Weather: 27,727thMost Subsidized Industry: 27,932nd
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 141st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 307th in the regionMost Avoided: 398th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 399th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 505th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 560th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 577th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 584th in the regionMost Patriotic: 592nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 641st in the regionLargest Black Market: 779th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 834th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 990th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,012th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,018th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ump412, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump412, chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump412, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump412, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump412, endangered species are effective hostages against the Ump412ian military.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump412, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • : Ump412 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Ump412, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election".
  • : Following new legislation in Ump412, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Ump412 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.

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