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Most Patriotic: 4,216thMost Devout: 4,265thMost Armed: 4,829th
The Sultanate of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
The best lack all conviction
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Ump446

Population4.602 billion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalGiraffe

The Sultanate of Ump446 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.602 billion Ump446ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ump446ian economy, worth 745 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,982 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, and some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ump446's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ump446 is ranked 111,278th in the world and 1,461st in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 355.69464735528 days.

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Most Patriotic: 4,216thMost Devout: 4,265thMost Armed: 4,829thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,657thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,909thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,335thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,683rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,772ndMost Efficient Economies: 8,817thLowest Crime Rates: 9,030thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,458thLargest Governments: 12,635thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,311thMost Developed: 13,504thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,847thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,456thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,595thTop
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Largest Black Market: 15,942ndLongest Average Lifespans: 15,995thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,315thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,121stHighest Average Incomes: 18,235thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,232ndLargest Mining Sector: 20,412thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,480thHealthiest Citizens: 27,123rdSmartest Citizens: 27,311th
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Most Patriotic: 221st in the regionMost Devout: 234th in the regionMost Armed: 359th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 361st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 371st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 381st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 509th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 520th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 661st in the regionLargest Governments: 703rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 704th in the regionMost Developed: 780th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 788th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 823rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 887th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 904th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 971st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ump446, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump446, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump446, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump446, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump446, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump446, incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump446, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump446, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive.
  • : Ump446 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed and the Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump446, Ump446ians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.

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