Population | 4.602 billion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Giraffe |
The Sultanate of Ump446 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.602 billion Ump446ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Ump446ian economy, worth 745 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,982 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, and some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ump446's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Ump446 is ranked 111,278th in the world and 1,461st in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 355.69464735528 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ump446, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them.
- : Following new legislation in Ump446, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.
- : Following new legislation in Ump446, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts.
- : Following new legislation in Ump446, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
- : Following new legislation in Ump446, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
- : Following new legislation in Ump446, incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff.
- : Following new legislation in Ump446, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
- : Following new legislation in Ump446, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive.
- : Ump446 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed and the Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Ump446, Ump446ians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.