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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 162ndMost Influential: 502ndMost Devout: 2,815th
The Gamer Caliphate of
Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists
Lā ʾilāha ʾillā Llāh, Muḥammadan rasūlu Llāh
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population1.18 billion

CapitalFort Khaybar
LeaderCaliph Izz ad-Din al-Fatih
FaithSunni Islam


The Gamer Caliphate of Umuyyad is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Caliph Izz ad-Din al-Fatih with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, zero percent divorce rate, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, devout population of 1.18 billion Umuyyads are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Khaybar. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Umuyyad economy, worth 161 trillion dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 136,713 dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Umuyyad's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Umuyyad is ranked 162nd in the world and 137th in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 412 Valid Endorsements.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 162ndMost Influential: 502ndTop
Most Devout: 2,815thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,158thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,307thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,116thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,138thLowest Crime Rates: 6,911thSafest: 7,703rdTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 10,074thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,258thMost Developed: 10,999thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,238thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,567thHealthiest Citizens: 11,585thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,821stLargest Governments: 12,183rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,192ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,228thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,765thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,015thBest Weather: 16,143rdHighest Average Incomes: 16,686thMost Efficient Economies: 16,729thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,206thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,379thMost Income Equality: 17,405thMost Conservative: 17,406thSmartest Citizens: 17,873rdMost Advanced Public Education: 18,181st
Most Devout: 119th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 137th in the regionMost Influential: 163rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 220th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 254th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 271st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 335th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 339th in the regionSafest: 409th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 417th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 460th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 468th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 468th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 540th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 574th in the regionLargest Governments: 574th in the regionMost Developed: 617th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 630th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 647th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 700th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 707th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 776th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 802nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 816th in the regionBest Weather: 838th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 855th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 887th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 910th in the region

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