Population | 13.554 billion |
Capital | Manila |
Leader | Emmanuel Pacquiao |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | peso sanlazareño |
Animal | lion |
The Saint-Lazaran Stats of Unazis is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emmanuel Pacquiao with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.554 billion saint-lazarans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manila. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.5%.
The frighteningly efficient saint-lazaran economy, worth a remarkable 3,880 trillion peso sanlazareñoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 286,325 peso sanlazareñoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 856,415 per year while the poor average 74,865, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.
The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, Saint-lazaran soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting, and pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unazis's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Unazis is ranked 11,978th in the world and 16th in Union Mundial for Most Cultured, scoring 110 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Unazis, pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute.
- : Following new legislation in Unazis, Saint-lazaran soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting.
- : Following new legislation in Unazis, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Unazis, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
- : Following new legislation in Unazis, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
- : Following new legislation in Unazis, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.
- : Following new legislation in Unazis, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.
- : Unazis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Following new legislation in Unazis, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
- : Following new legislation in Unazis, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.