by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 262nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,371st Most Influential: 1,783rd
The Dictatorship of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
The government is here to support the people
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population6.911 billion

CapitalUn Castavn City
FaithChurch of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

AnimalJapanese Spitz

The Dictatorship of Uncastania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Minimuna with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed population of 6.911 billion Uncastanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Un Castavn City. The average income tax rate is 62.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Uncastanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,205 trillion Sipians a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 174,437 Sipians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

You need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, the Intelligence services are renowned for their godless ways, and the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Uncastania's national animal is the Japanese Spitz, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Uncastania is ranked 1,371st in the world and 204th in the South Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 112 Valid Endorsements.

Most Secular: 262ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,371stTop
Most Influential: 1,783rdRudest Citizens: 4,229thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,250thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,271stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,854thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,551stMost Developed: 5,767thMost Efficient Economies: 6,058thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,389thSmartest Citizens: 6,934thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,329thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,150thHighest Average Incomes: 8,399thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8,942ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,695thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,562ndHighest Economic Output: 11,735thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,832ndSafest: 12,102ndLargest Retail Industry: 13,980thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,983rdLargest Governments: 14,224thMost Average: 14,464thLowest Crime Rates: 14,535thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,890thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,379th
Most Secular: 13th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 98th in the regionRudest Citizens: 120th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 126th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 127th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 137th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 153rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 163rd in the regionMost Influential: 177th in the regionMost Developed: 180th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 196th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 199th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 204th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 210th in the regionMost Average: 214th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 227th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 230th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 250th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 313th in the regionLargest Populations: 338th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 346th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 368th in the regionLargest Governments: 379th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 382nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 413th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 416th in the regionMost Stationary: 426th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 435th in the regionNudest: 445th in the regionSafest: 450th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 466th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 491st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 569th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 579th in the regionMost Cultured: 583rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 606th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 617th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Uncastania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Uncastania was endorsed by The WA Republic of Qawe.
  • : Following new legislation in Uncastania, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Uncastania, the Intelligence services are renowned for their godless ways.
  • : Following new legislation in Uncastania, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • : Uncastania endorsed The Armed Republic of Zaelith.
  • : Uncastania was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Zaelith.
  • : Following new legislation in Uncastania, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Uncastania, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
  • : Following new legislation in Uncastania, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 112 » Erinor, Pencil Sharpeners 2, The Solar System Scope, Aidenfieeld, Farengeto, Tsunamy, Kringalia, Hanguk-Nippon, Sandaoguo, Techganet, Wyatonians, Jehenna, The naked people, Darakin, Linguiniland, Quiescent, Rebel-topia, Luddinlande, Escevola, Aywhyou, Moreana, Trelatche, Ridehale, Poopisiya, La Ascension, Tsvetania, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Volaworand, Paranoia, Si-topia, Sedunn, Calistan, Lotadia, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Concrete Slab, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Rhetiaa, Saciu, New Briantown, Jaxon, Drystar, Yellunstryer, Aguatania, Great Andora, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Silberne Wache, The National Corporation, Isokenzar, Anachronolandia, and 62 others.Towi Lamia, Barabarom, Abarri, Vincent Field, Kandorith, Direwolf1, Xandev, Auphelia, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Qvait, Whimichy, Birdkeeper, Herbert Island, Nankyoku Tairiku, Akindom, Land Without Shrimp, Academy of Umbrellas, Wehraboos, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, Ostanasia, The Filippinas, Dasko, Pays de Loire, Nowa Europa, Trinennie, Ariankido, Sesteran, Agalaesia, Churumduul, State of Iowa, Spearos, Rabbitz, Amerion, Wild Space, PenguinPies, Great Africans, Phanama, German Hapsburg, Westoc Kinness, Aurcania, World United, Upper Tyrconnel, North Erfton, Ketathinamiri Islands, Higash, Tamil Bhoomi, Ratoninburg, Imperial Duck, Mapico, Marinho Islands, Empa Aserium, Gecetesse, Omiri, Arychurt, Phoenicia Kingdom, Noveos, The Tecorogan Federation, Benstralis, Des Nak Neers, Samogitija, Zaelith, and Qawe.

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