by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,555thMost Influential: 2,578thMost Pacifist: 5,219th
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Population2.096 billion

LeaderQueen Dove


The Queendom of Uncute is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Dove with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 2.096 billion Uncuteans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strawberry. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Uncutean economy, worth 85.2 trillion Doves a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,646 Doves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Uncute's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances, the government pours millions of Doves into rehabilitation programs annually, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Uncutean Embarrassments. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uncute's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dovism.

Uncute is ranked 195,692nd in the world and 7,168th in Osiris for Most Avoided, scoring 0.51 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,555thMost Influential: 2,578thMost Pacifist: 5,219thBest Weather: 5,732ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,948thNicest Citizens: 6,974thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,510thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,540thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,603rdMost Inclusive: 8,753rdMost Beautiful Environments: 10,220thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,303rdTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,127thSafest: 13,000thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,336thMost Income Equality: 15,660thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,908thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,395thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,474thMost Cultured: 17,952ndLongest Average Lifespans: 19,789thHealthiest Citizens: 20,244th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 245th in the regionBest Weather: 262nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 265th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 324th in the regionNicest Citizens: 347th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 367th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 423rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 428th in the regionMost Inclusive: 460th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 526th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 644th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 648th in the regionSafest: 679th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 778th in the region

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