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Most Pacifist: 15,247thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,747th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Polls and Elections
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Unia Cointordland

Population1.015 billion

Currencybaht
Animaldove

The Republic of Unia Cointordland is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working population of 1.015 billion Unia Cointordlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 29.2%.

The Unia Cointordlandian economy, worth 40.0 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,429 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, thrift shops are closing their doors, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unia Cointordland's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Unia Cointordland is ranked 109,836th in the world and 187th in Forest for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,056.29 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Pacifist: 15,247thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,747th
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Most Average: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Unia Cointordland, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Unia Cointordland, thrift shops are closing their doors.
  • : Following new legislation in Unia Cointordland, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Following new legislation in Unia Cointordland, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
  • : Following new legislation in Unia Cointordland, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader.
  • : Unia Cointordland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Unia Cointordland, the police have taken to prying guns out of the cold fingers of Unia Cointordlandians.
  • : Following new legislation in Unia Cointordland, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.
  • : Following new legislation in Unia Cointordland, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects.
  • : Following new legislation in Unia Cointordland, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Unia Cointordland flights to avoid the pay lavatories.

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