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Highest Poor Incomes: 84thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 107thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 194th
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Unielvan Millorvium

Population6.198 billion

LeaderExecutive Director


The United Directorate of Unielvan Millorvium is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Executive Director with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, strictly enforced bedtime, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.198 billion Unielvan Millorviumians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Axion. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Unielvan Millorviumian economy, worth a remarkable 3,175 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 512,308 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More and more people are signing up for the government party, political dissidents are cut off from essential services, the fate of the world literally rests on Executive Director's fingers, and ill and injured visitors in Unielvan Millorvium have to walk it off until they return home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unielvan Millorvium's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Unielvan Millorvium is ranked 1,526th in the world and 52nd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 140.62 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Highest Poor Incomes: 84thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 107thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 194thLargest Information Technology Sector: 198thHighest Average Incomes: 261stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 376thLargest Black Market: 415thMost Corrupt Governments: 510thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 551stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 679thMost Scientifically Advanced: 811thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 818thMost Subsidized Industry: 865thMost Efficient Economies: 1,267thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,374thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,442ndLargest Governments: 1,458thLowest Crime Rates: 1,526thMost Developed: 1,617thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,617thMost Influential: 1,656thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,823rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,831stSmartest Citizens: 1,947thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,235thLargest Retail Industry: 2,378thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,577thLargest Mining Sector: 2,624thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,650thMost Avoided: 2,752ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,335thRudest Citizens: 3,416thHighest Economic Output: 3,778thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,877thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,062ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,713thMost Secular: 5,951stHealthiest Citizens: 7,629thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,228thTop
Most Stationary: 16,062ndHighest Drug Use: 18,345thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,553rd
Highest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Governments: 39th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 40th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 41st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 52nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 52nd in the regionMost Avoided: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 57th in the regionMost Developed: 58th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 63rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 68th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 70th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 71st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 72nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 73rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 73rd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 102nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 125th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 160th in the regionMost Influential: 176th in the regionMost Secular: 223rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 224th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 235th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 271st in the regionMost Stationary: 281st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 439th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 440th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 576th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Unielvan Millorvium was endorsed by The Religious AIs of East Lodge.
  • : Following new legislation in Unielvan Millorvium, ill and injured visitors in Unielvan Millorvium have to walk it off until they return home.
  • : Following new legislation in Unielvan Millorvium, the fate of the world literally rests on Executive Director's fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Unielvan Millorvium, political dissidents are cut off from essential services.
  • : Following new legislation in Unielvan Millorvium, more and more people are signing up for the government party.
  • : Following new legislation in Unielvan Millorvium, Unielvan Millorvium isn't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Unielvan Millorvium, abattoirs are running at full capacity in response to skyrocketing demand.
  • : Following new legislation in Unielvan Millorvium, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Unielvan Millorvium, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Unielvan Millorvium, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.


World Assembly

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