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Highest Poor Incomes: 52ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 89thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 145th
The United Directorate of
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Unielvan Millorvium

Population8.033 billion

LeaderExecutive Director


The United Directorate of Unielvan Millorvium is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Executive Director with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.033 billion Unielvan Millorviumians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Axion. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Unielvan Millorviumian economy, worth a remarkable 4,505 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 560,860 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and the military will start wars with other nations on a lark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unielvan Millorvium's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Unielvan Millorvium is ranked 68,796th in the world and 2,583rd in the South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,031.44 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Highest Poor Incomes: 52ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 89thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 145thLargest Information Technology Sector: 147thHighest Average Incomes: 189thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 232ndLargest Black Market: 320thMost Corrupt Governments: 377thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 409thMost Scientifically Advanced: 579thMost Subsidized Industry: 695thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 769thLargest Governments: 832ndLowest Crime Rates: 900thMost Efficient Economies: 930thMost Advanced Public Education: 961stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 978thLargest Agricultural Sector: 983rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,005thMost Developed: 1,056thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,244thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,269thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,320thSmartest Citizens: 1,339thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,508thMost Influential: 1,526thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,997thMost Secular: 2,173rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,261stTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,480thLargest Retail Industry: 2,701stLargest Mining Sector: 2,914thHealthiest Citizens: 4,128thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,189thMost Avoided: 4,714thRudest Citizens: 5,346thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,733rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,843rdLargest Insurance Industry: 11,157thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 12,543rdMost Stationary: 14,252ndLargest Welfare Programs: 18,622ndMost Income Equality: 19,408th
Highest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 25th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 30th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 35th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 38th in the regionMost Developed: 40th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 42nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 48th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 50th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 50th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 61st in the regionMost Secular: 77th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 87th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 89th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 97th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 110th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 140th in the regionMost Avoided: 147th in the regionMost Influential: 155th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 187th in the regionRudest Citizens: 193rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 236th in the regionMost Stationary: 245th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 334th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 391st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 394th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 412th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 561st in the regionMost Income Equality: 800th in the region

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