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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,043rd Largest Retail Industry: 8,215th Highest Disposable Incomes: 9,315th
The Federation of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
Long Live The Emirates
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Civil Rights
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Unified Arab Emirates

Population144 million

CurrencyDirham
AnimalFalcon

The Federation of Unified Arab Emirates is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 144 million Emiratis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The all-consuming Emirati economy, worth 13.2 trillion Dirhams a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 91,998 Dirhams, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 389,844 per year while the poor average 14,017, a ratio of 27.8 to 1.

Children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, and emojis are the soul of wit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unified Arab Emirates's national animal is the Falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Unified Arab Emirates is ranked 143,574th in the world and 74th in Iveagh for Nicest Citizens, with 0.84 Average Smiles Per Day.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,043rdTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 8,215thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,315thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,880thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,901stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,943rdLargest Insurance Industry: 10,974thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,532ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11,764th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Unified Arab Emirates lodged a message on the Iveagh Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Unified Arab Emirates, emojis are the soul of wit.
  • : Following new legislation in Unified Arab Emirates, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
  • : Following new legislation in Unified Arab Emirates, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
  • : Following new legislation in Unified Arab Emirates, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife.
  • : Following new legislation in Unified Arab Emirates, grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines.
  • : Following new legislation in Unified Arab Emirates, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • : Following new legislation in Unified Arab Emirates, it's said that Leader can turn every pleasure into a chore.
  • : Unified Arab Emirates was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and the Top 10% for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Unified Arab Emirates voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Debtor Voting Rights"".

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