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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,353rd Highest Disposable Incomes: 4,113th Largest Insurance Industry: 4,518th
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Unified Arab Emirates

Population488 million

CapitalAbu Dhabi


The Federation of Unified Arab Emirates is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 488 million Emiratis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abu Dhabi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Emirati economy, worth 67.8 trillion Dirhams a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 139,028 Dirhams, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 508,253 per year while the poor average 26,975, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

The constant playing of Merry Birthday on Emirati radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, and the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unified Arab Emirates's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Unified Arab Emirates is ranked 28,239th in the world and 32nd in Greater Middle East for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,214.49 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,353rdTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 4,113thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,518thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,682ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,810thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,657thRudest Citizens: 6,670thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,859thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,976thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,402ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,574thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,299thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,245thHighest Average Incomes: 15,269thMost Developed: 16,153rd
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionTop
Nudest: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the region

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