by Max Barry

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Largest Retail Industry: 2,724thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,967thLargest Mining Sector: 3,683rd
The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
Individual Liberty free from collective tyranny
Allen Pfannabeck
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Union of Centrailia

Population5.378 billion

CapitalNew Prussia
LeaderAllen Pfannabeck
FaithRoman Catholic

AnimalThe Hillary Cliton

The Republic of Union of Centrailia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Allen Pfannabeck with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.378 billion Centrailians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Law & Order, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Prussia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Centrailian economy, worth 627 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 116,768 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive, pet rocks are sold by the pound, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, and for just a few extra dollars Centrailians can get new driving records with their new cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Union of Centrailia's national animal is the The Hillary Cliton, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Union of Centrailia is ranked 199,367th in the world and 1st in Pfannaland for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 2,724thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,967thLargest Mining Sector: 3,683rdFattest Citizens: 4,311thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,845thMost Avoided: 4,881stHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,269thMost Armed: 5,728thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,884thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9,106thMost Devout: 10,260thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 16,835thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,262ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,375thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,488th

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