The Union of socialist republics of Union of larchian socialist republics is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 640 million larchians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palikir. The average income tax rate is 62.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Union of larchian socialist republicsian economy, worth 57.7 trillion Hammer and sickles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,086 Hammer and sickles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Leader's childhood, Cat sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of larchian socialist republics's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Union of larchian socialist republics is ranked 154,846^th in the world and 4,918^th in the Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -2.05 on the Hickory Productivity Index.