The Socialist state of Union of larchian socialist republics is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Rear Admiral Davies with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.872 billion larchians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palikir. The average income tax rate is 83.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Union of larchian socialist republicsian economy, worth 260 trillion Hammer and sickles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,340 Hammer and sickles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government has become increasingly militant, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of larchian socialist republics's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Union of larchian socialist republics is ranked 218,121^st in the world and 5,603^rd in the Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -7.48 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.