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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,917thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,265thMost Cultured: 4,083rd
The Parlamentary Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
What is Utopia for? For that, it serves to walk
Influence
Instigator
Founder
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Union of Nobelia

Population2.782 billion

CapitalTowns Nobelians and Dubaí
LeaderPresidenta Roshanak Storladen Wereny

CurrencyKings
AnimalHummingbird

The Parlamentary Republic of Union of Nobelia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Presidenta Roshanak Storladen Wereny with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.782 billion Nobelianos love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Towns Nobelians and Dubaí. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nobeliano economy, worth 516 trillion Kings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 185,701 Kings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Union of Nobelia's radio stations, and animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. Crime is totally unknown. Union of Nobelia's national animal is the Hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Union of Nobelia is ranked 147,973rd in the world and 6th in Fundacion de los Paises Hermanos for Most Authoritarian, with 515.19 milliStalins.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,917thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,265thMost Cultured: 4,083rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,130thMost Developed: 4,307thSmartest Citizens: 4,898thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,015thMost Inclusive: 5,479thLowest Crime Rates: 6,009thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,631stRudest Citizens: 6,755thLargest Governments: 7,070thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,291stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,339thHighest Average Incomes: 7,716thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,859thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,888thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,908thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,339thMost Efficient Economies: 9,054thHealthiest Citizens: 9,670thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,911thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,453rdLargest Welfare Programs: 11,807thSafest: 11,922ndMost Secular: 13,783rdNicest Citizens: 14,969thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,343rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,346thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,360thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,842ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,610thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,089thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,463rdMost Rebellious Youth: 19,072ndLargest Retail Industry: 20,687thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,771stMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,904th
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Safest: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Union of Nobelia, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Nobelia, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Union of Nobelia's radio stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Nobelia, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
  • : Union of Nobelia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Nobelia, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Nobelia, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Nobelia, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Nobelia, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Nobelia, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Nobelia, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.

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