The Nun with the Cure from a Gun of United Advancia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Barbruh with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 12.351 billion Advancians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aether. The average income tax rate is 38.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Advancian economy, worth a remarkable 1,172 trillion Azzle Memebuxes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 94,934 Azzle Memebuxes, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, the Advancian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, United Advancia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Advancia's national animal is the Advancian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Barbara Toes.

United Advancia is ranked 76,845^th in the world and 2,205^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.01 law-abiding acts per hour.