The Fascist Confederation of United Authoritarion Union is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Edward Blood with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.134 billion United Authoritarion Unionians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Ingrista. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Authoritarion Unionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,480 trillion Ducats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 182,001 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, ghost regiments exist only on paper, water fights now end with thousands dead, and flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Authoritarion Union's national animal is the Muffalo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

United Authoritarion Union is ranked 237,974^th in the world and 124^th in Kantrias for Least Corrupt Governments, with 17.32 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.