The Fascist Confederation of United Authoritarion Union is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Edward Blood with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.894 billion United Authoritarion Unionians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Ingrista. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.1%.

The frighteningly efficient United Authoritarion Unionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,335 trillion Ducats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 193,650 Ducats, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,024,936 per year while the poor average 19,397, a ratio of 52.8 to 1.

Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, ghost regiments exist only on paper, water fights now end with thousands dead, and flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Authoritarion Union's national animal is the Muffalo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

United Authoritarion Union is ranked 156,894^th in the world and 114^th in Kantrias for Most Average, scoring 28.74 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.