by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 877thMost Secular: 1,616thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,000th
The Fascist Confederation of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Onwards to victory.
Edward Blood
Minister of Interregional Relations
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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United Authoritarion Union

Population6.894 billion

CapitalNew Ingrista
LeaderEdward Blood


The Fascist Confederation of United Authoritarion Union is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Edward Blood with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.894 billion United Authoritarion Unionians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Ingrista. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.1%.

The frighteningly efficient United Authoritarion Unionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,335 trillion Ducats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 193,650 Ducats, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,024,936 per year while the poor average 19,397, a ratio of 52.8 to 1.

Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, ghost regiments exist only on paper, water fights now end with thousands dead, and flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Authoritarion Union's national animal is the Muffalo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

United Authoritarion Union is ranked 156,894th in the world and 114th in Kantrias for Most Average, scoring 28.74 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 877thMost Secular: 1,616thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,000thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,161stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,594thLargest Black Market: 2,757thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,806thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,745thMost Influential: 4,360thLowest Crime Rates: 4,860thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,236thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,407thFattest Citizens: 5,629thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,994thHighest Average Incomes: 6,910thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,746thLargest Governments: 9,498thLargest Retail Industry: 10,002ndTop
Highest Economic Output: 12,289thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,322ndMost Developed: 13,856thSmartest Citizens: 13,986thMost Stationary: 14,557thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,749thMost Conservative: 15,497thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,081stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,473rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,343rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,282nd
Most Secular: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionMost Conservative: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the region

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