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Most Armed: 4,437thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,196thHighest Food Quality: 8,426th
The Parliamentary Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Liberty, Equality, and Christ against degeneracy
Giuseppe Bolívar
Influence
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Region
Civil Rights
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Economy
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United Beltonia

Population4.803 billion

CapitalVarskograd
LeaderGiuseppe Bolívar
FaithNondenominational Christianity

CurrencyBel'tonskiy Rubl
AnimalBeltonian Eland

The Parliamentary Republic of United Beltonia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Giuseppe Bolívar with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.803 billion Beltonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varskograd. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beltonian economy, worth 800 trillion Bel'tonskiy Rubls a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,579 Bel'tonskiy Rubls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, a passport is literally priceless, and the parliament building has installed a revolving door. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Beltonia's national animal is the Beltonian Eland, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nondenominational Christianity.

United Beltonia is ranked 8,898th in the world and 467th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 125 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Armed: 4,437thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,196thHighest Food Quality: 8,426thMost Influential: 8,471stLargest Publishing Industry: 8,487thMost Inclusive: 8,749thMost Cultured: 8,898thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,381stMost Developed: 9,515thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,523rdSmartest Citizens: 10,442ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,512thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,904thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,150thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,014thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,378thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,410thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,753rdTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 15,389thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,197thLargest Governments: 16,611thHighest Average Incomes: 16,776thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,731stLargest Welfare Programs: 19,234thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,457thMost Efficient Economies: 24,527thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,994thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,957thBest Weather: 28,152ndMost Patriotic: 30,419th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 112th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 156th in the regionMost Armed: 357th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 424th in the regionMost Inclusive: 436th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 457th in the regionMost Cultured: 467th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 525th in the regionMost Developed: 537th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 567th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 573rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 586th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 628th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 632nd in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 870th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 907th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,006th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,047th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,088th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,115th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,140th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,184th in the regionRudest Citizens: 1,192nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,222nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,298th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : United Beltonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in United Beltonia, the parliament building has installed a revolving door.
  • : Following new legislation in United Beltonia, a passport is literally priceless.
  • : Following new legislation in United Beltonia, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • : United Beltonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
  • : Following new legislation in United Beltonia, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
  • : Following new legislation in United Beltonia, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
  • : Following new legislation in United Beltonia, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.
  • : Following new legislation in United Beltonia, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across United Beltonia.
  • : Following new legislation in United Beltonia, foreign leaders who don't applaud Giuseppe Bolívar's speeches are regarded as enemies of United Beltonia.

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