Population | 4.803 billion |
Capital | Varskograd |
Leader | Giuseppe Bolívar |
Faith | Nondenominational Christianity |
Currency | Bel'tonskiy Rubl |
Animal | Beltonian Eland |
The Parliamentary Republic of United Beltonia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Giuseppe Bolívar with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.803 billion Beltonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varskograd. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Beltonian economy, worth 800 trillion Bel'tonskiy Rubls a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,579 Bel'tonskiy Rubls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
The government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, a passport is literally priceless, and the parliament building has installed a revolving door. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Beltonia's national animal is the Beltonian Eland, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nondenominational Christianity.
United Beltonia is ranked 8,898th in the world and 467th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 125 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : United Beltonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in United Beltonia, the parliament building has installed a revolving door.
- : Following new legislation in United Beltonia, a passport is literally priceless.
- : Following new legislation in United Beltonia, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
- : United Beltonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Following new legislation in United Beltonia, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
- : Following new legislation in United Beltonia, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
- : Following new legislation in United Beltonia, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.
- : Following new legislation in United Beltonia, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across United Beltonia.
- : Following new legislation in United Beltonia, foreign leaders who don't applaud Giuseppe Bolívar's speeches are regarded as enemies of United Beltonia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 17 » Calption, Treadwellia, Debussy, New Rogernomics, Custadia, The Emerald Union, Malororia, The Sigometh Dynasty, Zapadni Srpski entitet, Wang Yao, Slanittico, Juba, Caellip Major, Iron Alliance, Oppalli, Military astriads, and Shardventoria.