The People's Ordained Kingdom of

United cacti of Estaban

Left-wing Utopia Utopia

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Obesity

Top 100%

World Rank

291,611^th

of 294,455

Region Rank

1^st

of 1

Top 100%

2.85

Obesity Rate

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the “kind bud.”