by Max Barry

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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,213thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,770thHealthiest Citizens: 1,968th
The Sacro Imperio of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
Free thought is counter revolutionary
El Gran Presidente
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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United Communes of Chile

Population5.892 billion

CapitalLa Capital Imperial de Iquique
LeaderEl Gran Presidente
FaithMandated worship of El Gran Presidente

Currencychilean peseta
AnimalAndean Condor

The Sacro Imperio of United Communes of Chile is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by El Gran Presidente with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.892 billion Chilenos are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Capital Imperial de Iquique. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient United Communes of Chilean economy, worth a remarkable 1,167 trillion chilean pesetas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 198,217 chilean pesetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, graffiti graces every city's streets, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, and court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Communes of Chile's national animal is the Andean Condor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mandated worship of El Gran Presidente.

United Communes of Chile is ranked 209,319th in the world and 1,121st in Europe for Rudest Citizens, with 23.3 Insults Per Minute.

Lowest Crime Rates: 1,213thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,770thHealthiest Citizens: 1,968thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,994thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,206thLargest Governments: 2,218thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,454thSmartest Citizens: 2,605thMost Influential: 2,612thBest Weather: 2,629thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,899thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,051stMost Inclusive: 3,227thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,238thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,293rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,445thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,652ndMost Cultured: 3,860thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,870thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,929thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,644thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,681stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,750thHighest Average Incomes: 6,923rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,193rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,606thMost Efficient Economies: 8,144thMost Secular: 9,318thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,693rdTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,902ndMost Developed: 13,248thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,586thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,889thHighest Economic Output: 15,689thMost Authoritarian: 20,801st
Lowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 36th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 37th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 39th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 43rd in the regionBest Weather: 49th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 59th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 60th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 60th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 60th in the regionMost Inclusive: 62nd in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 70th in the regionMost Cultured: 75th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 75th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 79th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 93rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 99th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 103rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 115th in the region

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