The United Federal Republics of United Countries of North America is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The President with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 19.809 billion Americans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 54.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 3,929 trillion United Countries Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,376 United Countries Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of United Countries of North America's radio stations, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges. Crime is totally unknown. United Countries of North America's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Countries of North America is ranked 48,736^th in the world and 7^th in Nova Historiae for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.55 law-abiding acts per hour.