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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,951stLargest Gambling Industry: 23,044th
The United States of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Fart!
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United Fartland

Population2.67 billion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalFartHorse

The United States of United Fartland is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 2.67 billion United Fartlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.9%.

The strong United Fartlandian economy, worth 169 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 63,422 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Fartland's national animal is the FartHorse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

United Fartland is ranked 198,657th in the world and 7th in Obama Moment for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.37 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 23,044th

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