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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,432ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,070thFattest Citizens: 6,685th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
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United Hills of King Archer

Population1.084 billion

CapitalUnited City


The Republic of United Hills of King Archer is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.084 billion Archerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of United City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.6%.

The powerhouse United Hills of King Archerian economy, worth 76.3 trillion Units a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 70,380 Units, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 259,657 per year while the poor average 13,461, a ratio of 19.3 to 1.

Flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and Leader has just been declared ruler of United Hills of King Archer in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem. United Hills of King Archer's national animal is the Deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

United Hills of King Archer is ranked 84,588th in the world and 1st in The Hills Region for Rudest Citizens, with 55.29 Insults Per Minute.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,432ndTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,070thFattest Citizens: 6,685thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,622ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,891stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,943rdHighest Crime Rates: 8,048thTop
Most Armed: 16,023rdLargest Gambling Industry: 16,067thMost Rebellious Youth: 20,883rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 23,279th

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