The ✨Interstellar Commonwealth✨ of United New England is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Elizabeth Tyagi-Kennedy with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.652 billion wicked awesome New Englanders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boston. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming wicked awesome Novanglian economy, worth 514 trillion Novanglian dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,621 Novanglian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Edutainment video games are taking United New England's students to the next level, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and group hugs break out during floor votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United New England's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is freedom of conscience.

United New England is ranked 21,462^nd in the world and 32^nd in International Democratic Union for Most Stationary, with 775.1634622284 Days.