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Most Armed: 5,822ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,924thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,358th
The Colonial Union of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
For the Colonial Union!
Falikan Highlands
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United Ottarenzian Capitalist Republics

Population1.006 billion

LeaderFalikan Highlands
FaithFaith of Oteriazs

CurrencyOttarenzian Denarius
AnimalOttarenzian Deathhound

The Colonial Union of United Ottarenzian Capitalist Republics is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Falikan Highlands with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.006 billion Ottarenzians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Patriam. The average income tax rate is 53.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ottarenzian economy, worth 140 trillion Ottarenzian Denarii a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,705 Ottarenzian Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Falikan Highlands is the self-declared God of all United Ottarenzian Capitalist Republics, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom, and government officials are held to the highest standard of morality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Ottarenzian Capitalist Republics's national animal is the Ottarenzian Deathhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faith of Oteriazs.

United Ottarenzian Capitalist Republics is ranked 174,468th in the world and 5,648th in the Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.83 Obesity Rate.

Most Armed: 5,822ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,924thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,358thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,623rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,637thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,696thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,975thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,297thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,766thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,633rdHealthiest Citizens: 13,321stMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,491stMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,506thMost Influential: 14,441stLongest Average Lifespans: 14,786thHighest Average Incomes: 15,945thMost Inclusive: 15,969thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,629thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,827thMost Developed: 17,995thMost Cultured: 18,167thSmartest Citizens: 19,000thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,218th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 61st in the regionTop
Most Armed: 112th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 183rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 190th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 196th in the regionMost Influential: 214th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 242nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 261st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 283rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 326th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 338th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 355th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 360th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 387th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 394th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 427th in the regionMost Inclusive: 427th in the regionMost Cultured: 432nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 438th in the regionMost Developed: 449th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 455th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 464th in the regionLargest Governments: 652nd in the region

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