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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,316thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,930thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,401st
The Empire of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Fry it or boil it
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Some

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United Ramen

Population275 million

CapitalSupaisu

CurrencyNoodle
AnimalChopstick

The Empire of United Ramen is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 275 million United Ramenians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Supaisu. The average income tax rate is 25.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving United Ramenian economy, worth 24.6 trillion Noodles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,608 Noodles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, and the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Ramen's national animal is the Chopstick, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Ramen is ranked 115,996th in the world and 3,657th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 57.36428273128 Days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,316thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,930thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 13,401stMost Conservative: 18,320thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,200thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,707th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 58th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 462nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 702nd in the regionBest Weather: 705th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 727th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 741st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 799th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 815th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 856th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 857th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 870th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : United Ramen was endorsed by The Federal Republic of BuciLand.
  • : United Ramen was endorsed by The ENDORSE LIBERTANNY of The Atlae Isles.
  • : Following new legislation in United Ramen, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency.
  • : Following new legislation in United Ramen, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets.
  • : Following new legislation in United Ramen, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in United Ramen, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps.
  • : United Ramen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Following new legislation in United Ramen, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
  • : Following new legislation in United Ramen, the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients.
  • : United Ramen changed its national capital to "Supaisu" and its motto to "Fry it or boil it".

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