The Blue waters of United States of Island land is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Bob with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, avant-garde cinema, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.18 billion Islanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Island City. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Islandian economy, worth 93.2 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 78,981 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The banshee wail foretells skies of death, Bob can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper, and school football matches are usually five-a-side. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Island land's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United States of Island land is ranked 114,299^th in the world and 762^nd in 10000 Islands for Most Politically Free, scoring 59.62 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.