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United States of Northern America

Population2.135 billion


CurrencyUnified Dollar

The Free Land of United States of Northern America is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.135 billion Northern Americans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sasquatcherton. The average income tax rate is 56.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Northern American economy, worth 109 trillion Unified Dollars a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,407 Unified Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, and kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Northern America's national animal is the Sasquatch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United States of Northern America is ranked 61,553rd in the world and 1,639th in the West Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 62.66 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,481stTop
Most Influential: 2,347thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,674thTop
Best Weather: 16,189thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,309thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,670thNicest Citizens: 20,720thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,869th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 53rd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 71st in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 305th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 400th in the regionBest Weather: 422nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 509th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 543rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 576th in the region

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