Population | 24.109 billion |
Capital | New Houston |
Leader | The Big W |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Lion |
The Southeast Texan Republic of United States of Woodward is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Big W with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.109 billion Woodwardians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Houston. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Woodwardian economy, worth a remarkable 4,562 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 189,233 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
There's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Woodward's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.
United States of Woodward is ranked 11,558th in the world and 21st in Texas for Most Stationary, with 2,127.90233953052 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : United States of Woodward was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : United States of Woodward was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : United States of Woodward was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : United States of Woodward voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Grilled Cheese Act".
- : United States of Woodward was endorsed by The Corporation of Krapinovka.
- : United States of Woodward endorsed The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins.
- : United States of Woodward was endorsed by The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Woodward, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Woodward, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Woodward, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 6 » Darth Kermit, NewTexas, Indian Empire, United Kodiaks, Buc-ee Gas Station, and Studly Penguins.