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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 282nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,340th Nudest: 3,539th
The Holy Empire of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
We were made for eating candy!
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United Territories of West Afbeckistan

Population1.433 billion

CapitalTotally Not Underground City
LeaderGoober Jumper


The Holy Empire of United Territories of West Afbeckistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Goober Jumper with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.433 billion United Territories of West Afbeckistanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Totally Not Underground City. The average income tax rate is 55.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong United Territories of West Afbeckistanian economy, worth 97.8 trillion goobers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,265 goobers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, chickens roam the streets freely, and the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Territories of West Afbeckistan's national animal is the frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

United Territories of West Afbeckistan is ranked 42,941st in the world and 1,184th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 59.71 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 282ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,340thNudest: 3,539thMost Influential: 5,248thMost Devout: 6,907thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,493rd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9th in the regionTop
Nudest: 124th in the regionMost Devout: 172nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 257th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 392nd in the regionMost Influential: 501st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 533rd in the regionBest Weather: 639th in the region

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