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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,275thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,799thMost Primitive: 4,238th
The United Socialist States of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Pretty good, not bad, canít complain
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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United Unionizt

Population3.079 billion

CapitalBear Mountain
LeaderLord Banjo

CurrencyDollar
AnimalGrizzly Bear

The United Socialist States of United Unionizt is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Banjo with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.079 billion Unioniztas are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bear Mountain. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.9%.

The frighteningly efficient United Unioniztian economy, worth 321 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 104,394 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, and the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Unionizt's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Unionizt is ranked 190,588th in the world and 402nd in Forest for Least Corrupt Governments, with 80.41 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,275thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,799thMost Primitive: 4,238thLargest Retail Industry: 6,643rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,846thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,627thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 10,678thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,800thLargest Black Market: 11,741stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,310thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,891stMost Efficient Economies: 15,582ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,723rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,375thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,209thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,788thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,873rd
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21st in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 31st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionMost Primitive: 38th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 42nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 44th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : United Unionizt was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in United Unionizt, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash.
  • : Following new legislation in United Unionizt, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • : Following new legislation in United Unionizt, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
  • : Following new legislation in United Unionizt, Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead.
  • : Following new legislation in United Unionizt, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.
  • : Following new legislation in United Unionizt, citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer.
  • : Following new legislation in United Unionizt, the new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one.
  • : Following new legislation in United Unionizt, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in United Unionizt, "What's the Frequency, Lord Banjo?" is a favorite phrase of backyard radio broadcasters when interrupting official diplomatic channels.

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