The Confederal Principality of United Utrikite States is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Princess Elisabeth-Marie with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.761 billion Utrikitians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Capital District. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Utrikitian economy, worth a remarkable 3,151 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 168,001 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Utrikitian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, and art criticism in United Utrikite States is scathingly destructive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Utrikite States's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Protestant.

United Utrikite States is ranked 15,465^th in the world and 1^st in The Warden World for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.71 law-abiding acts per hour.