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Rudest Citizens: 5,824thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,148thMost Secular: 8,568th
The Goodbye Erinor of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
After all this time? Always.
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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UnitedStatesofMrloong

Population3.368 billion

CapitalLoongia
LeaderKevin Loong
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyKUWAITI DINAR
Animalcow

The Goodbye Erinor of UnitedStatesofMrloong is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kevin Loong with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.368 billion Loongians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loongia. The average income tax rate is 65.2%.

The frighteningly efficient UnitedStatesofMrloongian economy, worth 483 trillion KUWAITI DINARS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 143,666 KUWAITI DINARS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, and Kevin Loong is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime is totally unknown. UnitedStatesofMrloong's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

UnitedStatesofMrloong is ranked 225,959th in the world and 6,851st in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 27.06427434552 days.

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Rudest Citizens: 5,824thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,148thMost Secular: 8,568thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,160thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,283rdMost Rebellious Youth: 12,492ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,879thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,055thMost Pacifist: 13,264thMost Cultured: 13,293rdMost Inclusive: 13,802ndHighest Food Quality: 14,664thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 14,887thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,394thNicest Citizens: 16,569thBest Weather: 17,389thMost Efficient Economies: 17,600thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,857thSmartest Citizens: 19,351stMost Advanced Public Education: 20,226thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,923rdMost Subsidized Industry: 21,030thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,551stMost Developed: 21,578thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,874thHighest Average Incomes: 24,709thLargest Black Market: 28,479th
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Rudest Citizens: 305th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 366th in the regionMost Secular: 483rd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 581st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 696th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 728th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 736th in the regionMost Cultured: 767th in the regionMost Inclusive: 772nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 792nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 801st in the regionMost Pacifist: 805th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 870th in the regionNicest Citizens: 951st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,006th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1,022nd in the region

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