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Most Patriotic: 468thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 676thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 692nd
The Cool Royals of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
Pride Month? Just a month?!
Saney Malbre
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Unojo

Population3.835 billion

CapitalLEO
LeaderSaney Malbre
FaithConjointism

Currencyquintos
Animalsklegg

The Cool Royals of Unojo is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Saney Malbre with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.835 billion Unojoians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LEO. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Unojoish economy, worth 898 trillion quintos a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 234,200 quintos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,737,027 per year while the poor average 9,399, a ratio of 184 to 1.

The ban on cars has been repealed, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Saney Malbre's most personal functions, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, and people think "siege mentality" is a positive trait. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unojo's national animal is the sklegg, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Conjointism.

Unojo is ranked 2,358th in the world and 51st in the South Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 60,421.86 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Patriotic: 468thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 676thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 692ndLargest Mining Sector: 720thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 767thMost Devout: 774thMost Influential: 1,195thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,296thMost Avoided: 1,455thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,568thFattest Citizens: 1,610thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,692ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,839thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,871stMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,139thMost Armed: 2,194thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,257thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,358thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,953rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,490thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,858thLargest Black Market: 4,470thHighest Average Incomes: 4,780thRudest Citizens: 5,036thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,538thMost Efficient Economies: 10,311thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,453rdTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,490thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,962ndMost Conservative: 15,992ndLargest Governments: 17,328thHighest Economic Output: 24,538thLowest Crime Rates: 25,693rd
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Largest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionMost Patriotic: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 22nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 39th in the regionMost Avoided: 40th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 46th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 46th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 46th in the regionFattest Citizens: 48th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionMost Armed: 58th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 70th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 71st in the regionLargest Black Market: 83rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 86th in the regionMost Influential: 92nd in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 111th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 125th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 133rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 171st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 204th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 251st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 279th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 298th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 406th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 434th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 491st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 733rd in the regionMost Stationary: 763rd in the regionMost Conservative: 795th in the regionLargest Populations: 875th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 898th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Unojo lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojo, people think "siege mentality" is a positive trait.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojo, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojo, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Saney Malbre's most personal functions.
  • : Unojo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens and Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and the Top 5% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojo, the ban on cars has been repealed.
  • : Unojo was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
  • : Following new legislation in Unojo, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojo, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojo, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 225 » Aidenfieeld, Western Fardelshufflestein, Corgitopiaa, Amerion, Tepertopia, Curlyhoward, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Drystar, Proctethia, Laamiva, Treir, Land Without Shrimp, Volaworand, Farengeto, Bleakfoot, Bawkie, PenguinPies, Blondiesland, Nowa Europa, Auphelia, Wehraboos, Holota, Tsunamy, Canmore, Jehenna, Nova Montron, Holy Free, Rebel-topia, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Concrete Slab, South Western Korea, RestartAll, Andinla, Kiasu-ism, Beepee, Pencil Sharpeners 2, The Two Jerseys, Ebonhand, Mapico, Eddonia, New Qafedemar, Sandaoguo, Ralphburg, Abarri, NIGHTRAY, FreeFishers, Uvalor, Westenhald, Freedoom, Doundaly, and 175 others.Sedunn, Hanguk-Nippon, Anatasha, Oxyliteral, Herbert Island, The Island of Sorna, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Bavaristan, Bear Connors Paradiso, United States of Belvaria, Rectionk, Noimosini, Uunited Islands, Noveos, Zaelith, The naked people, Myhomecountry, Southern Numenor, Kaleidescooptopia, Noire Denholm, Beblahbleblo, Los Lonley Boys, Yellunstryer, Darakin, Linden Oak, Calistan, Center Lisle, Tyflugian, Danily, Wildweststan, New Plant, Kiani, Linguiniland, New Sanet, Drew Durrnil, West Pastafaria, Saciu, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Shefino, Sutarianesia, Yaravia, Kringalia, Indolos, Malmsia, Isokenzar, Photoplier, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Gonrati, Andrendia, Arvan Irawer, Flaksis, The Woragopiria, Enplatia, Bod Wareenaland, Cereskia 2, Ambirich, USNE2018, The Haughtherlands, Piscantium, Arscanesia, Omalayia, North Kanuckistan, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Soem, A leftover country, Skaladoria, Antarctic Empires, Banglazstrogaria, Centristvill, GERMAN EMPIER, Depressed Nation, Privatore, Sthalrim, Steviland, Military matters, Rad Asia, Maeiland, Immund, Raidener, The republic of Konsa, Icarema, Myness, Nomayuki, Cucutenium, A Place Somewhere, Erstavik, Achemar, Venezia Pacifica, Modelna, New Goldman, PsiCorps, North Lunch, Society of Likeminded Individuals, Kanatian Percocet, Stephastan, Chernaya Zvezda, Stella-Arga, The overlords men, Pavel420, Eleuthelrium, Kantamaria, Makinius, Ever Testing, Willing Mind, Paganan, Ipugao, Great Lothian, Berusturg, Mavenu, Donat Invadia, Isovet, Shintoese, Figlandia, Ostavaria, Aurcania, Kremony, Martiland, Flumenvallis, Kricivk, Jebediah Kerbal, Goom Bay, Esterwood, North Pernambuco, Oppalli, Bonobiana, New American Dictatorship, Brazilian impero2, Leimarite Empire, Avacquer, The Imperial Of Notsep, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, Saint Roberts, Lauramerica, ARIAPOLIS01, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Biwaki, Tyrantistica, Bistritza, Kaldosky, Antwerpen1, Eae, Shadeth, LadyRebels, Driodal, Dupanda, Lile Ulie Islands, Gennaretia, Aflus, Farelonia, Jayankondam, Nouvel Empire, Rhetiaa, Petea, Winlah, Eggraria, South Pacifican Kilendjj, Ostela-Aswines, Greater New Rhodesia and Nyasaland, Taigama, Sureiya, Aria Holons, Numano, Googachi, Sapoe, Maclalindo, Zanco, MaPetiteFille, TescoPepsi, Evinea, Altnavia, Los Rodeos, East Papas Fritas, Ardenswije, and Blucroix.

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