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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,962ndRudest Citizens: 3,562ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,415th
The Allied States of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Untied States of Matter

Population1.732 billion

Capitala random gas station
Leadersome noob

AnimalStirng Deer

The Allied States of Untied States of Matter is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by some noob with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.732 billion anomalies enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a random gas station. The average income tax rate is 13.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient dead economy, worth 201 trillion DEER TEETHS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 116,302 DEER TEETHS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, and ad hoc militias patrol the streets in an effort to control rampant crime. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Untied States of Matter's national animal is the Stirng Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Untied States of Matter is ranked 39,747th in the world and 141st in Conch Kingdom for Most Beautiful Environments, with 721.54 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,962ndRudest Citizens: 3,562ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,415thHighest Crime Rates: 4,640thMost Influential: 5,469thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,096thLargest Retail Industry: 10,338thTop
Most Armed: 12,450thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,281stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,232ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,465thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,103rdMost Efficient Economies: 23,383rdMost Developed: 23,461stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,326thLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,587th
Highest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 23rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 28th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 38th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 38th in the region

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