The People's Republic of Untiforgins is a huge, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 698 million Untiforginites are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Untiforgins City. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Untiforginsian economy, worth 53.4 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 76,462 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, every workday begins with group therapy, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Untiforgins's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Untiforgins is ranked 60,137^th in the world and 182^nd in 10000 Islands for Most Extreme, scoring 25.29 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.