The Colony of Uranium Eating Monsters is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 19.23 billion Uranium Eating Monstersians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 76.0%.

The Uranium Eating Monstersian economy, worth 698 trillion Uraniums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 36,342 Uraniums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Uraniums are considered a delicacy and euthanasia is legal. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uranium Eating Monsters's national animal is the Uranium, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Uranium Eating Monsters is ranked 165,761^st in the world and 1^st in Launching Point for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.65 law-abiding acts per hour.