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Most Ignorant Citizens: 237th Largest Insurance Industry: 280th Most Primitive: 409th
The United Conservative Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Unuct, Uctbunc, Ubercrac
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population7.035 billion

LeaderUnion General Unsencrav of the Republic


The United Conservative Republic of Urnacov is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Union General Unsencrav of the Republic with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, triple-decker prams, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.035 billion Urnacovites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unscuvuch. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Urnacovic economy, worth a remarkable 1,464 trillion Ucencs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 208,144 Ucencs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 744,644 per year while the poor average 41,766, a ratio of 17.8 to 1.

Warning signs caution Urnacovites where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Union General Unsencrav of the Republic, and single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Urnacov's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ucuninism.

Urnacov is ranked 1,556th in the world and 1st in the United Federation of Fascist States for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 10,516.27 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 237thLargest Insurance Industry: 280thMost Primitive: 409thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 468thMost Devout: 468thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,076thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,091stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,117thMost Avoided: 1,187thLargest Black Market: 1,213thLargest Mining Sector: 1,247thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,424thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,434thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,556thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,700thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,312thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,270thFattest Citizens: 4,749thMost Conservative: 4,919thHighest Average Incomes: 5,060thTop
Highest Economic Output: 9,114thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,742ndRudest Citizens: 12,580thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,056thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,845th

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