by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,420thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,318thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,277th
The Free Land of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
Death to capitalism and authoritarianism!
Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Utopian States of America

Population615 million

CapitalLos Angeles commune

CurrencyWork point
Animalrabbit

The Free Land of Utopian States of America is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 615 million Utopian Americans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles commune. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Utopian American economy, worth 61.5 trillion Work points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 100,058 Work points, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

From the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Utopian States of America, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, and park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. Crime is totally unknown. Utopian States of America's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Utopian States of America is ranked 15,152nd in the world and 1st in The world after the 2nd US Civil War for Most Secular, with 80.17 Atheism Rate.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,420thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,318thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,277thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,430thNicest Citizens: 8,552ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,904thMost Inclusive: 9,050thMost Armed: 11,474thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,997thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,249thMost Income Equality: 12,906thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,245thMost Secular: 15,152ndMost Politically Free: 16,392ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,440thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,163rdSmartest Citizens: 19,230thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,411thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,568thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,142ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,504thMost Cultured: 21,197thLargest Governments: 21,499thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,945thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,267thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,442nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Utopian States of America, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopian States of America, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopian States of America, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopian States of America, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Utopian States of America.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopian States of America, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopian States of America, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopian States of America, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Utopian States of America was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and the Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopian States of America, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopian States of America, Utopian American police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.

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