by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,636thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,975thMost Influential: 4,267th
The United Rijk Provinces of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Stand for the Flag!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population601 million



The United Rijk Provinces of Uvalor is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 601 million Rijks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morgan. The average income tax rate is 48.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rijk economy, worth 68.0 trillion petras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 113,149 petras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, third world countries are rich in "I Love Morgan" t-shirts, and wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uvalor's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Uvalor is ranked 65,911th in the world and 2,075th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,380.36 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,636thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,975thMost Influential: 4,267thMost Armed: 6,922ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,579thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,172ndTop
Healthiest Citizens: 13,725thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,040thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,345thMost Developed: 15,358thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,493rdMost Inclusive: 19,224thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,000thMost Efficient Economies: 20,733rdMost Cultured: 21,852ndLargest Welfare Programs: 22,321stLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,571st
Largest Agricultural Sector: 80th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 179th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 231st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 263rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 292nd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 444th in the regionMost Developed: 460th in the regionMost Average: 481st in the regionMost Influential: 501st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 502nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 601st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 607th in the regionMost Cultured: 648th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 682nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 689th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 694th in the regionMost Inclusive: 699th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 720th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 748th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Uvalor, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Uvalor, third world countries are rich in "I Love Morgan" t-shirts.
  • : Uvalor lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Uvalor changed its national motto to "Stand for the Flag!".
  • : Following new legislation in Uvalor, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call.
  • : Following new legislation in Uvalor, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
  • : Uvalor changed its national nation type to "United Rijk Provinces".
  • : Following new legislation in Uvalor, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon".
  • : Uvalor was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Uvalor, Uvalor has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 137 » Concrete Slab, Rebel-topia, Neazland, Unojo, Tepertopia, Marinho Islands, Libedistan, Holota, Wehraboos, Freedoom, Amerion, Qvait, Scu Greinne, Corgitopiaa, USNE2018, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Aumeltopia, Westenhald, Greater Scottdascoda, Land Without Shrimp, Tsunamy, Beepee, Treir, Weissmans, Blondiesland, Ralphburg, PenguinPies, Erinor, Belschaft, Aidenfieeld, Levistian, Yeses, Crystal Creation, Ipugao, Sedunn, Jehenna, Tughampton, Gonrati, Volaworand, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Farengeto, Nova Montron, LadyRebels, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Pagrosse, New Itomorii, Privatore, Carthatska, Drystar, and 87 others.Not Austria, Purple Hyacinth, Anatasha, Curlyhoward, Ruhojanu, Drugged up Kitties, Breizlovakia, Herbert Island, Ebonhand, Arizona2, New Qafedemar, Doundaly, Dankstergrad, The Stickmin Empire, The Solar System Scope, Swannny, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Doge Land, Daal Chawwal, Bavaristan, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, United States of Belvaria, Abarri, Uunited Islands, Bear Connors Paradiso, Kaoia, The naked people, House Ahsanul, Zosnor, Wildweststan, Omniathrus, Arvan Irawer, Noimosini, The Two Jerseys, Darakin, Si-topia, Kiasu-ism, Tsvetania, JavaSiege, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Avalonica, Linden Oak, Pamela And Hepatitis, Western Fardelshufflestein, Republik Hintonia, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Xarbraden, Paganan, Euro Pacifica, Bawkie, United Europe-Eurasia, Nowa Europa, Rovere, New Enroth, Agletgreenia, Kaleidescooptopia, Lesinteil, Canmore, Holy Free, Astiaveth, Tyflugian, Rhetiaa, Auphelia, Beblahbleblo, Podunkia, Laamiva, Eastern Mekong, Independent Southern State of Texas, Solanosco, Galebland, Danily, Esfalsa, Vicken, Nyxonia, Eternal Memedom, The Kies, Omonoia, Great Marsinia, New Faltland, Frag Harbour, Bizzie, Cladonia, The American Anarchist Empire, New Sanet, Laivala, Kiani, and Osheiga.

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