The United Rijk Provinces of Uvalor is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 601 million Rijks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morgan. The average income tax rate is 48.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Rijk economy, worth 68.0 trillion petras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 113,149 petras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, third world countries are rich in "I Love Morgan" t-shirts, and wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uvalor's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Uvalor, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
- : Following new legislation in Uvalor, third world countries are rich in "I Love Morgan" t-shirts.
- : Uvalor lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Uvalor changed its national motto to "Stand for the Flag!".
- : Following new legislation in Uvalor, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call.
- : Following new legislation in Uvalor, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
- : Uvalor changed its national nation type to "United Rijk Provinces".
- : Following new legislation in Uvalor, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon".
- : Uvalor was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Uvalor, Uvalor has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
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