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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 326thRudest Citizens: 480thHighest Crime Rates: 544th
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Population3.265 billion

LeaderBernie Sanders

AnimalSquid Dog

The Community of V3rmont is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bernie Sanders with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.265 billion V3rmontians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Montpelier. The average income tax rate is 4.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient V3rmontian economy, worth 640 trillion Burlingtons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 196,176 Burlingtons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government is a law unto itself, royalist is the most offensive slur in the V3rmontian language, the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of V3rmontian Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate", and pre-schoolers who draw stick figures of their favorite celebrities are sued for infringing image rights. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. V3rmont's national animal is the Squid Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Syrup.

V3rmont is ranked 183,037th in the world and 34th in Third Imperial Union for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -6.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 326thRudest Citizens: 480thHighest Crime Rates: 544thMost Armed: 826thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 831stLargest Retail Industry: 882ndFattest Citizens: 966thHighest Drug Use: 1,596thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,828thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,928thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,929thMost Influential: 2,131stTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,493rdMost Inclusive: 3,795thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,892ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,607thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,875thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,936thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,374thHighest Average Incomes: 6,680thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,638thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,896thNudest: 9,276thLargest Black Market: 9,528thMost Efficient Economies: 9,985thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,464thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,801stSmartest Citizens: 12,356thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,153rdMost Secular: 15,316thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,402ndMost Cultured: 15,550thMost Politically Free: 16,578thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,919thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,219thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,975th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
Nudest: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Third Imperial Union, Mundanus, OF Courscant, and Nouvelle-Zeland.

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