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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,575thLargest Populations: 16,393rd
The Satanic Sithlord Empire of
Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Superb

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Vader Knows Best

Population13.796 billion

CurrencyPoll Vote
AnimalCheshire Cat

The Satanic Sithlord Empire of Vader Knows Best is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.796 billion Vader Knows Bestians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The enormous government is dominated by the Department of Welfare, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.3%.

The thriving Vader Knows Bestian economy, worth 267 trillion Poll Votes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is 19,404 Poll Votes, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, the government is reining in public spending, voting is voluntary, and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vader Knows Best's national animal is the Cheshire Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vader Knows Best is ranked 113,202nd in the world and 19th in Hell for Most Average, scoring 36.12 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,575thTop
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Largest Populations: 16,393rd
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 5th in the region

National Happenings

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  • : Vader Knows Best was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Vader Knows Best was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Vader Knows Best was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and Largest Populations.
  • : Vader Knows Best was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Vader Knows Best was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Vader Knows Best was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies.
  • : Vader Knows Best was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Vader Knows Best was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Vader Knows Best's influence in Hell rose from "Unproven" to "Page".
  • : Vader Knows Best altered its national flag.

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