Population | 9.679 billion |
Capital | Puerto Valdes |
Leader | Ferdinand Ortiz |
Currency | Valdezian Peso |
Animal | Rua |
The Republic of Valdez Islands is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ferdinand Ortiz with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.679 billion Valdezians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puerto Valdes. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Valdezian economy, worth a remarkable 1,471 trillion Valdezian Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 152,065 Valdezian Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Ferdinand Ortiz reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, refugees from other nations are flocking to Valdez Islands's border, leading ethologists are being investigated for illegal electoral interference, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime is totally unknown. Valdez Islands's national animal is the Rua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Valdez Islands is ranked 47,985th in the world and 5th in Regionless for Most Stationary, with 922.16140287188 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Valdez Islands, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
- : Following new legislation in Valdez Islands, leading ethologists are being investigated for illegal electoral interference.
- : Following new legislation in Valdez Islands, refugees from other nations are flocking to Valdez Islands's border.
- : Following new legislation in Valdez Islands, Ferdinand Ortiz reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Valdez Islands, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
- : Following new legislation in Valdez Islands, the new Rua Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls.
- : Following new legislation in Valdez Islands, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
- : Valdez Islands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Valdez Islands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Valdez Islands, Ferdinand Ortiz has been known to make speeches in fishing waders.