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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,810th Most Influential: 2,804th Most Subsidized Industry: 10,261st
The Unified Democratic States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Omnia Omnibus Ubique ヘケ可
President Sydney Cole
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Valdwall

Population1.75 billion

CapitalThe Redoubt
LeaderPresident Sydney Cole

CurrencyE Currency
AnimalForest Wolf

The Unified Democratic States of Valdwall is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Sydney Cole with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.75 billion Valdwallians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Redoubt. The average income tax rate is 67.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Valdwallian economy, worth 135 trillion E Currencies a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 77,629 E Currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The weather in The Redoubt is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valdwall's national animal is the Forest Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Valdwall is ranked 134,823rd in the world and 5,109th in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -7.21 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,810thMost Influential: 2,804thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 10,261stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,824thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,426thMost Developed: 15,436thMost Average: 15,573rd
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 157th in the regionMost Influential: 197th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 233rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 268th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 307th in the regionTop
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Most Average: 363rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 422nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 445th in the regionMost Developed: 449th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 462nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 516th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 520th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 556th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 561st in the regionBest Weather: 584th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Valdwall was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Valdwall voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Woonsocket".
  • : Valdwall voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Right to Farm".
  • : Following new legislation in Valdwall, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested.
  • : Following new legislation in Valdwall, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in Valdwall, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out.
  • : Following new legislation in Valdwall, the weather in The Redoubt is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
  • : Following new legislation in Valdwall, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells.
  • : Valdwall was endorsed by The Sleeping Land of Kangarawa.
  • : Following new legislation in Valdwall, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 97 » Kampf Empire, Fedele, H-Zhena, VW53Aland, A Slanted Black Stripe, Wendelandia, Wiranath, Todd McCloud, Ridann, AngusEssa, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Axdel, Bullpups, Drunken Seal Islands, Dark Edgyness, Lyontisia, Socialist Holy American Empire, Rhealaliit, Izonno, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Impits Menouss, La Isla Nueva, Aelitia, The Happian Union, Aristortia, Kucia, Norjis, Elejamie, Headpat Central, United China Nation, Bacon Land, Reformed Mankind Institutes, Trimmania, Ver Norge, Bytes, Slys Paws, British Calradia, Ciggie Smallistan, Free Goldsaver, Survivoristan, Thyaclinia, Davelands, Tim Stark, Roissyland, Bachtendekuppen, Eastern Hyront Scasssen, Brotherland, The Angel of Charity, Neruch, SloveStates, and 47 others.Hizuru, Janoobi Jazair, Someseni, Stellar Colonies, Am Echad, Roliganistan, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Federated States of Zootron, Republic of Berzerkistan, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Ellsonian Dominion, Servants of Gizmo, Magosconity, Lanagon, Pakitsk, The Empire of Rijelv, The New Papacy of Rome and the Spanish, The Holy Utopian Republic, Perpetuam, Squid Ruinosa, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Ravendi, The Sacred Whale, Broengtopia, BearStackof2015, Talitoa, New Leganes, Arkantis, The United Asian Republics, ReeK, East Malaysia, Bai Lung, Cameronia Excellentia, Marrico, Justice-Becoming, VoyKovie, Ribanzi, Aleister, CheeseBurrito, Funkadelia, Kilkire, Babcocia, America Mjolnir, The United Neo American Union, Opossum Slayer, and Kangarawa.

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